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The National Collegiate Athletics Association Men's Basketball National Championship (also known as the NCAA MBB NC, or also March Madness), wasn't always in the forefront of my mind. Most of my brief interfactions with it growing up happened in elementary school, when my classmate and extremely passionate Kansas Jayhawks fan Rami always filled out a bracket with the Jayhawks on top.

"They're the best team," he would say. "Why would you choose otherwise?"

But that doesn't really capture the magic, does it? Just seeing brackets get passed around in high school doesn't really capture the magic of watching Michigan's Jordan Poole sink a buzzer beater. Seeing him run around, getting chased and tackled to the ground by his team. Hearing about how 95% of all brackets were busted. Watching Noah and his family's varied reactions based on the outcome they had chosen.

That's the magic of March.

Let's roll back a little. March Madness, also known as the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball National Championship Tournament, is probably the most impactful collegiate sporting event of the year. Each year, millions of Americans fill out brackets and try to predict the outcome of the tournament and enter them into pools. The biggest pools are hosted by sites like ESPN and CBS and have payouts in the hundreds of thousands.

Some are just among friends, and the goal is to basically not be the loser and avoid a punishment.

But the tournament happens every March, right? Hence the March in the name. But what's the madness? Well, that's the fun part. To kind of hand wave this part of the explanation, each of the 64 teams entered into the tournament gets a ranking from 1 to 16 (each ranking having four teams), and then divvied up into four tournament sections. And how it works is that based on the rank assigned to each team, you can generally tell which team will win before hand.

Until you can't. Until a 1-ranked team gets toppled by a 16-ranked team. And that, my friends, is what we in the business call an upset.

Most years are filled with smaller upsets. You see 4 seeds getting beat out by 5 seeds, or like in 2019 when 3-seed Purdue beat out 2-seed Tennessee. Some years (NO MORE DETAILS BEYOND THIS POINT) 16-seeds really do beat 1-seeds. No further comment.

And that's the beauty of it all. Small schools like University of Maryland, Baltimore County with their spunky little dog mascot rise to fame, albeit for a week or two. In the national eye, Loyola University of Chicago and their trusty nun Sister Jean are probably more well-known than Loyola Marymount University in LA. It's how people hear about schools like Stephen F. Austin. It's seeing the desperation in some of these people's lives, seeing people who will be resigning their fate to a life of accountancy or finance work the moment the buzzer hits zero. The dream of being a basketball player, could instantly finish at any time.

But not if they can help. Time and time again upsets coming from teams comprised not of future NBA lottery picks but of future dentists, accountants and sales representatives spoil a young team filled with talent from Auburn or Virginia. And that's the best part of March. Seeing athletes leave it all on the floor one final time.

So maybe if it seems I'm a little too obsessed with college basketball this time of year, you know why now. It's the drama. The passion. The stories. And the warm glow of watching young stars burn bright on the stage one last time before heading on to their next adventure.

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